I hate the way you play your drums,
and the way you grow your beard.
I hate the way you wear your clothes,
I hate it when you’re weird.
I hate your big dumb cowboy hat
and the way you don’t go by Greenwich mean time
I hate you so much it makes me sick,
it even makes me rhyme.
I hate the way you’re always hot,
I hate it when you sing nursery rhymes.
I hate it when you make me cry,
even worse that it’s all the time.
I hate it when you’re not in photoshoots,
and the fact that you don’t know me lol
But mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you,
not even close…
not even a little bit…
not even at all!!!! :-((